You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Randomize
