Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
You are the jesus of drinking
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
