That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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