I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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