I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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