Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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