He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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