she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Watching her eat just hurts me
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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