Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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