people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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