I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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