anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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