Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
