He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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