I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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