Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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