Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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