drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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