Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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