Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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