He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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