Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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