Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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