From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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