...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I currently don't understand fingers.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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