is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Randomize
