I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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