is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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