i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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