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(914): View more from New York

Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.

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(818): View more from California

my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.

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(207): View more from Maine

Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.

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(301): View more from Maryland

I'm a sociology major remember

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Well that and comm

(479): View more from Arkansas

Basically you majored in how to get laid

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day

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