Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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