no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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