South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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