i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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