I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
