If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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