I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
We are two peas in an std pod
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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