i don't plan on having that self control this summer
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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