I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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