If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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