I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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