Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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