dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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