The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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