haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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