The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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