laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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