you would pick up someone in the library
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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