you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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