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Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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