Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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