And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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