When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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