ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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