Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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