Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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